Tonight's post comes courtesy of The Onion, which has been making me wake my wife up with laughter for the past three nights. If you don't know, The Onion is a fake news agency that comes up with some hilarious stuff. One of my favorite things The Onion does is the Strongside/Weakside feature for sports. Here are some of my favorites (warning, most of these contain language, so avoid them if that bothers you).
There are tons of these, so if you like them, go to The Onion and search "strongside."