Thanks to my friend Carson, who has taken me under his wing, I was able to finally take that picture. He set me up with some of his flash stuff, which helped immensely.
Here it is.
There was a little mishap. I was doing this by myself, so I had to hold the shutter button with one hand and pour the milk with the other (to make sure the shot stayed in frame and I got enough pictures). I didn't realize until after I had taken all the pictures and the milk had evenly dissolved that I'd spilled milk all over the place. I cropped it out in this shot (the lamely titled "Tempest") but left it in in the equally lamely titled "No Crying."
Post Script: Head over to Great Lakes Prep to see a great review Nick did of Cordies, and read about an opportunity to win a free pair.