One day I'll have a son named after me, but for now, I'm content with having a bow-tie named after me. This is The Cordial Churchman's Conor seersucker bow (no longer on the web-site, to the general bereavement of the country).
I promise my head isn't normally that wide. I do have a big head, but that's an aspect ratio problem.
(If you blow the photo up to its original size, you can see that my mustache now surpasses my bow-ties in width)